Beneficial Extremities

My parents just made a deal: for every scholarship I enter, I get $20. How in the world does this make sense at all? I mean, in no way am I complaining at this ridiculous benefit for a benefit, of the same exact benefit...if you get the confusion my mind twists into. It's a benefit without even a guarantee for a benefit. And rather makes me sad that my parents are so desperate for me to be responsible that they stoop that low as to pay me twenty full dollars for just ENTERING a god damn scholarship. This night has ended with a full glass, warm hands, and motivation. Amen.